by Alex Wilson
Album
Holy Algorithm
Year
2025
Genre
Country Pop/Satire/Novelty
Duration
3:42
Description
A satirical country-pop tune about the unlikely rise to internet fame of a dashboard Jesus figure. It blends traditional country storytelling with modern social media commentary, exploring themes of faith, technology, and the absurdity of viral culture. The song uses humor and catchy melodies to examine how sacred symbols can be recontextualized in the digital age, creating a feel-good anthem for the ironically pious.
Lyrics
[Verse 1] That little plastic savior on my dash Used to just nod along to Johnny Cash But now he's got a ring light and a phone Making TikToks while I'm driving home He's got a million followers overnight Posting videos about the dashboard life [Pre-Chorus] From blessing my commute to internet fame Now everybody knows his holy name [Chorus] Dashboard Jesus goes viral Preaching love through the spiral Of notifications and hearts He's blessing feeds and shopping carts Dashboard Jesus, trending now Still don't judge me anyhow Just smiles and hits record My savior's got a blue checkmark, Lord [Verse 2] He's got merch deals with the Christian stores Sponsor codes for heavenly doors Collabs with every mega church pastor Miracle content coming faster and faster But when I'm broke down on Route 23 He still looks back and winks at me [Pre-Chorus] From blessing my commute to internet fame But his love for me ain't changed [Chorus] Dashboard Jesus goes viral Preaching love through the spiral Of notifications and hearts He's blessing feeds and shopping carts Dashboard Jesus, trending now Still don't judge me anyhow Just smiles and hits record My savior's got a blue checkmark, Lord [Bridge] Now he's got a podcast and a morning show But he still rides shotgun wherever I go Fame ain't changed his plastic heart He loved me from the very start [Chorus] Dashboard Jesus goes viral Preaching love through the spiral Of notifications and hearts He's blessing feeds and shopping carts Dashboard Jesus, trending now Still don't judge me anyhow Just smiles and hits record My savior's got a blue checkmark, Lord [Outro] Dashboard Jesus, oh, Dashboard Jesus He's always there, when I need us Dashboard Jesus, yeah
Notes
Instrumentation: Acoustic guitar (steel-string), banjo, light drums (kick, snare, hi-hat), bass guitar, pedal steel guitar, and backing vocals. The song should have a bright, upbeat feel, reflecting the joyful absurdity of the subject matter. The banjo and pedal steel add a country twang, while the drums provide a modern pop sensibility. The acoustic guitar forms the foundation, with the banjo adding playful fills and the pedal steel providing soaring, emotive lines. Backing vocals should be used sparingly, primarily to enhance the chorus. Vocals should be clear and slightly tongue-in-cheek, emphasizing the humorous aspects of the lyrics. Pay attention to the dynamics of the song, building from a quieter verse to a more energetic chorus. The bridge should have a slightly more reflective tone before returning to the final chorus. Consider adding a short instrumental break featuring the banjo or pedal steel after the second chorus. The outro should fade out slowly, leaving the listener with a feeling of lighthearted amusement. Tempo: Medium-fast, around 120 BPM. Key: G Major