
Toxic (Moonshine & Pine-Sol)
Alex (TikTok Country Session)
Description
Britney Spears's 'Toxic' gets a backwoods makeover in this hilarious and slightly unhinged country-fied rendition. Imagine moonshine brewed in a bathtub, Pine-Sol as air freshener, and a love that's as addictive as it is dangerous. Alex delivers a slinky swamp-pop groove with a wink and a boot-scootin' beat, turning pop perfection into countrified chaos.
Lyrics
[Intro] (Spoken over low, distorted guitar riff) "Baby, can’t you see… I’m straight-up hazardous. Like a double-wide after a tornado. Now, hold my beer..." [Verse 1] Too much of your love is like moonshine in a Mason jar One kiss and I’m seein’ stars, crawlin’ across the yard You’re a slow poison, honey, sweeter than sin Got me speakin’ in tongues and confessin’ again [Chorus] With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride You’re toxic, I’m slippin’ under Taste of that poison paradise I’m addicted to you, don’t you wonder? One more shot and I’m gone for good T-O-X-I-C… that’s you, girl, like you should [Post-Chorus] (Half-laugh, followed by a small hiccup sound) Give me one more sip… I swear this time I’ll quit. [Verse 2] You’re like Pine-Sol on a summer breeze, clean and bright Hidin’ the stains and the secrets in the fading light You got that trailer park charm and a devilish grin Reelin' me in, knowin' damn well this love's a sin [Chorus] With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride You’re toxic, I’m slippin’ under Taste of that poison paradise I’m addicted to you, don’t you wonder? One more shot and I’m gone for good T-O-X-I-C… that’s you, girl, like you should [Bridge] They say love is a battlefield, well, honey, this is war I’m fightin’ for scraps, crawlin’ back for more I know you’re bad news, a train wreck in disguise But I’d rather crash with you than live a thousand lies [Chorus] With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride You’re toxic, I’m slippin’ under Taste of that poison paradise I’m addicted to you, don’t you wonder? One more shot and I’m gone for good T-O-X-I-C… that’s you, girl, like you should [Outro] T-O-X-I-C… yeah, that's you, sugar. (Fade out with guitar riff and a final, exaggerated hiccup)